I am not a noun -

I am not a "noun."  I am not a disease.  I am not a case study.  I am not schizophrenic or any of those other labels.  I am not a Muslim.  I am not a Christian or Jew or any of those other nouns.  I am not even a person.  If I am anything: I am an adverb or an adjective, as in "ethereal."

If I am anything: I am an ethereal manifestation of ethereal movement and/or ethereal movement of ethereal manifestation.  "Some places were better than others, but maybe we were not so good in them." - Hemingway

To proliferate the concept of "nouns," as if nouns exist and are not illusions (in the Buddhist sense), is to promulgate "mental illness," thus rendering the promulgate "quick and dead" as a cause of problems for others!

If I am any noun: I am "sentience," as is my dog and cats, my mother's pet squirrels in the eaves, the fish in the sea and what is studied in ornothology: life.  I am not a "noun!"

"I just as soon drive my Pinto against your Ferrari around the race track and beat you at your own game while you are hung up on a tree."